Don’t Touch My Shit by The Coathangers
If I had the words and could belt my feelings out in song, that’s probably what would’ve come out when:
The Coathangers, thanks for being the voice I didn’t have and for giving me the laugh I’ve long needed.
1. How old will you be in 3 birthdays?
thirty-one…dear God =/
2. Do you think you’ll be married by then?
with any luck
3. What do you look forward to most in the next 2 months?
seeing Jennifer again
4. Who was the last person you called?
I accidentally dialed my mom at 8:08 this morning
5. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
my brother
6. Who was the last person to text you?
mon ami
7. Who was the last person you hugged?
Betsyfriend
8. What were you doing at midnight last night?
chatting with Bets on her couch
11. What were you doing at 11am today?
It has yet to be 11, but at 11 AM yesterday I was at church with Betsy.
12. How many states have you visited?
8?
13. If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be?
in my cozy bed dead asleep
14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
flips for a Flip
15. Are you a social person?
for the most part, yep
16. What was the last thing you drank?
2 shots of espresso
17. Favorite ice cream ?
Pinkberry?
18. What is your favorite dessert?
Pinkberry!
19. Whats your favorite color?
baby blue
20. What kind of jelly do you put on your PB and J’s?
I like me some blackberry
21. Do you like coffee?
hells yes
22. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?
at least 6 pints
23. What do you drink in the morning?
anything uber caffeinated: coffee, espresso, Sugarfree Red Bull
24. Would you rather kiss someone with or without a tongue ring?
haven’t kissed anyone with and I don’t feel like I’m missing out one bit
25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
facing the ceiling, I’m on the left
26. Do you know how to play poker?
yeah, and I know how to lose all my money doing so, too
27. Whats so good about Fridays?
if you really have to ask, I don’t want to know you
28. Any plans for this week?
hmm, so far there’s lunch with Steph, a Justin Timberlake concert, family time and dinner and a movie at Bryan’s
29. Do you eat out or at home more often?
out, but I want/need to nip that
30. How big is your TV?
22″?
31. Ever stolen a street sign?
no, but I’ve always wanted one of those immigrant crossing signs
32. Do you keep a piggy bank?
I wish I had one for my laundry quarters
33. What kind of camera do you have?
some Sony thing thanks to Ray
34. Have you ever been in an ambulance?
nope
35. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
ocean, but never actually in either
36. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
short flight: aisle; long flight: window
37. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
no, but want to learn so badly =/
38. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
food and booze
39. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
no
41. Can you roll your tounge?
like whoa
42. Who is the funniest person you know?
Kristine
43. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
my cat’s pretty stuffy
44. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
it’s a traditional, boring ring
45. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
I still have and wear my Free Peoples shirt from my sophomore year of high school
46. What is the color of your bedroom wall?
white … for now
47. Do you shut off the water when you brush your teeth?
no
48. Are you crushing on someone right now?
I don’t know what it is exactly to be honest.
49. Do you currently hate someone?
not really…I hate pigeons though
1. Where were you 2 hours ago?
Betsy’s
2. What are you wearing right now?
green Polo, jeans, grey Vans
3.What would your brother say if you dated his friend?
He’d puke, not speak.
4. Are you wearing socks right now?
yeah, grey to match the Vans
5. When was the last time you went out of state?
last year to Vegas?
6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
no
7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
vino
8. Do you have any pets?
St. Inky
9. What was your last purchase?
Trader Joe’s goods: cashews, tuna stuffs, wine, whole wheat pita, water crackers, Greek yogurt, blueberries and organic lowfat milk
10. Last food you ate?
mozzarella balls with yellow tomatoes in olive oil and vinegar
11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Yvonne
12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
no
13. What are you doing in an hour?
hopefully sleeping
14. What did you do last night?
Grey’s Anatomy (3rd season) marathon crackathon with Vivs and Ducky
15. What did you do the night before?
partied like a rockstar
16. If you could be anywhere you want where would it be?
alone on the white sands of Boracay
17. What was the last thing you purchased online?
does Bill Pay count?
18. One thing you hate about yourself?
inability to speak up when I should
19. What’s your favorite soup?
tomato!
20. Do you miss anyone?
yes, too much
21. Last movie you saw?
Halloween
22. What are your plans for the day?
work, Piper’s w/ Steph
23. Did you have fun today?
Sunday = Funday
24. Who is your last text message from?
the better half of youme
25. Are you an honor roll student in school?
I *was*
26. What do you know about the future?
it’s so bright i gotta wear shades
27. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
Christine and Courtney
30. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
as old as i am when i buy a house
31. Did you meet anyone new today?
yes, and they were all lovely
32. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
pierced lobes….definitely working on the tat
33. How do you like your soda?
club w/ Ketel and 2 limes
34. Do you like hot sauce?
more than words can say…perhaps b/c I’ve burnt off my tongue
35. What are you doing tomorrow?
faking it ’til I make it
36. What day is tomorrow?
Monday = Deathday
37. What is your current mood?
insanely alert
38. Do you like someone?
maybe
39. Are you dating someone?
no
40. Why?
why not?
If only relationships were like my relationship with my contact lens. In the strangest ways possible, I have been able to find my dropped lens and plop it back into my eye. It would be nice if my heart worked that way. It drops, I find it on the floor haphazardly, put it right back in its proper place and I am complete and intact.
